Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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