after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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