Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
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the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
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We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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