Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
