I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
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so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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