1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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