She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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