you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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