he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
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Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
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