Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Come see our sink grown plant.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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