I feel like I'm in dance class right now
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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