Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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