handjob tips. give me some.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
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