its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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