Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
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you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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