My hand turned me down
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
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Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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