doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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