he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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