She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
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