im holly from the hills drunk
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.