Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
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my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
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There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome