Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I fill condoms, not promises.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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