Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
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Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
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I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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