Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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