Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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