I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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