You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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