please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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