About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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