I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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