I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
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you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
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I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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