Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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