why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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