why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
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You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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