Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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