i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
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I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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