I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
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Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
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Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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