Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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