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• (248): View more from Michigan

  fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!

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  What does that mean?

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  How when the cu k dos I yet u

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  Focus

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• (631): View more from New York

  our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????

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• (281): View more from Texas

  He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.

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• (714): View more from California

  How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?

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• (954): View more from Florida

  in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants

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