youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
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finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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