So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
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he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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