I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
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i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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