On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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