She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Randomize
