I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
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he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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