haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
