She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Are we still banned from the library?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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