Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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