no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
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I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
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I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
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