I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
What changed your mind?
Being sober
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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