i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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