Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
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Thank you for not boning my boss.
She needs sedatives and a leash
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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