We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
My ATM looks so different sober.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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