Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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