Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
it's like iHOP with fire
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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